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Joke of the Day

"Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths? Because in Japan they're rocksmiths. "

"Did you know... ...95% of Chinese have Cataracts and the other 5% drive Rincolns."

"Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed."

"My programmer friend keeps telling me I'm using too many brackets. I keep telling him that two wont hold all those books he never reads."

"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"

"Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you're with your best friends."

"I asked for a chemistry joke, and he responded with this. [x-post from r/dadjokes] What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste."

"Me: This is a beautiful flower arrangement Host: That's a salad."

"A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi ""History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"""

"Q: How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? A: Pooched."