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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Kit Kat and an Essex girl? You can only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat."

"What did the zombie body builder say? GAINSSS!!!"

"You can tell a lot about a person by their avi. For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken."

"Why didn't the bunny hop? No bunny knows... :("

"What do you call a gay satanist? Sack-Religious"

"Doctor Care to his patients. Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a condom on my kid's head."

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care."

"Say what you want about pacifists"

"Mob bosses are donating a percentage of every gram of speed smuggled & sold to Thailand. They're calling it the ""Ice Phuket Challenge""."