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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Care to his patients. Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Friend: Dude that song is so old.... Me: Well so is your mum but you still listen to her."

"[NSFW] I just came up with the female version of the, 'helping Jack off the bus' joke. If you had a Vietnamese friend named Gina, wold you ask her to eat Pho Gina?"

"I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it."

"mars: I'm wet.... NASA: I'm coming over!"

"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street."

"Why didn't the camgirl show up for work? She wasn't feeling herself that day."

"Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exausted."

"I'm starting a new movement that encourages people to take things one step at a time Unfortunately, it's taking a long time to catch on."

"People keep saying Supermodels are struggling with bulimia But I'd say they're actually really good at it."