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Joke of the Day

"You can tell a lot about a person by their avi. For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken."

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"Please pray for me as I make the difficult transition from pumpkin spice to eggnog lattes."
"love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue"
"I held an orgy for my sexual dysfunction class last night. Nobody came."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? (Say it out) An elephino!"
"3 Men Walk Into a Bar One of them should've noticed. (credit to my brother)"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll"
"Hey girl, do your breasts have an agent? 'Cuz I'd like to handle them."