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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay satanist? Sack-Religious"

"A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes."

"Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/"

"How do you become a kleptomaniac? You pick it up from other people"

"A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3 He says, ""unos, dos..."" *poof* **...he disappeared without a tres.**"

"You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria's!!"

"So my buddy was going down... On his grandmother, and he told me he realized he was tasting horse semen... That's when he thought. ""I wonder if that's what killed her or not? """

"Why was Star Wars released in the order of episode 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 In charge of order, Yoda was"

"Chili today, Hot tamale."

"Froth too A guy saw an attractive Jamaican girl; he said...I love cappuccino... He was not attractive at all, so when she him, she was disgusted and spit at him. He said...oh wow with froth too. ."