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Joke of the Day

"Madonna is talking with the Spice Girls Says she wants to sponsor a reunion tour so long as she can join them. The girls agree to condition. They call her Old Spice."

"The first time your mom saw me naked She asked for an epidural"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? - That's not funny"

"Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!"

"Thanks to a hangover, I was the douche wearing sunglasses inside the airport today."

"directions on frozen food need to be more confident. They're like, '11 minutes at 450... but all ovens are different... I'm so stupid.'"

"Apparently this isn't a nude beach. This isn't a beach at all. I'm at Target. Don't do drugs kids."

"The 1996 film ""Crack"" was directed by whom? Francis Snort Cokealot"

"What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes"

"The only problem with shopping online is that you can't sit on a bench in the mall and judge everyone else who walks by."