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Joke of the Day

"The first time your mom saw me naked She asked for an epidural"

"It makes more sense to dump Gatorade on the losing head coach."

"How you turn a washer into a snow blower? Hand her a shovel"

"Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost."

"I like to steal pictures of people's breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I'm a cereal reposter"

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"Why are divers always so nervous? Because they're always under pressure!"

"The birds and the bees I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."

"I like my coffee how I like my women... Not black."

"What do you call the family members of the Force? Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars."