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Joke of the Day

"directions on frozen food need to be more confident. They're like, '11 minutes at 450... but all ovens are different... I'm so stupid.'"

"Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you?"

"What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people? Dark humor"

"Why did the ghost cross the road to get to the ""Other Side""."

"If you think your days bad... Think of all the shit plumbers have to go through"

"How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house? Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!"

"if i was a ghost i would probably still just watch netflix"

"Lipstick Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?"

"Why can't Norwegians tell jokes Timing"

"'So where do you work?' 'I work for the World Health Organisation' 'Who?' 'That's right'"