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Joke of the Day
"A concept so foreign, Angelina Jolie tries to adopt it."
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"[Gameshow] Host: ""You are one question away from our grand prize. How do you feel?"" Me: ""With my hands."" Host: ""Correct!"" *crowd goes nuts*"
"There's one thing I can't stand when I'm drunk Up"
"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"
"Just got back from bowling... But I'll spare you the details."
"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"
"What are the sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, Brown cow!"
"What do you call a Kiwi with one leg? Not even bro."
"An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar"
"If at first you don't succeed... ...keep on sucking until you suck seed."