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Joke of the Day

"What do Bruce Lee and my dick have in common?(NSFW) They both have the 1 inch punch."

"I just found out that his full name is actually....Vehicle Identification Number Diesel."

"My number one rule to live by is: Don't die."

"Tragic sewing accident kills woman and three children... Whoops, wrong thread."

"Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog Morse code! Dog: [taps paw] Me: What did it say?? Scientist: ""Woof."""

"What do you call a mexican protein? Amigo Acid"

"ME: Sorry boss, I can't make it in today. Because of Ebola. BOSS: You have Ebola? ME: No but someone does and I am FREAKING THE HELL OUT"

"Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up."

"Why do black people never sleep? Because the last one who had a dream got shot"

"I tried to think of a good music joke But that sort of thing really isn't my forte."