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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Transformer who always sees the glass as half full? Optimist Prime"
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"Occasionally I like to stroll into a bank, pull a gun, shout ""Everybody be cool!"" and then hand out sunglasses and leather jackets."
"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""
"Chemistry Humor... ""What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.0221412910^23 pieces?"" Guacomole."
"What is impotence? Impotence is when your mind starts to be a dick and your dick is philosophising."
"My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit"
"What's the difference between herpes and friends? I don't have any friends."
"What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo."
"My office got a shredder, so now I have to buy a turtle costume to fight it on Monday. Work is hard."
"[two female cops come to arrest me but I am hiding in the men's bathroom] Haha ""What do we do?"""