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Joke of the Day
"What kind of person is sexually excited from looking at young animals? A PETAphile."
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"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR FANNYPACK WANT TO GO IN THE VENDING MACHINE."
"Why did Jerry Hall marry Rupert Murdoch? He's not much to look at, but he's a great listener."
"I'm starting a new diet. It's called 2 Dollars a day until the end of the month."
"Why does Kylo Ren have no friends? Because his whole life he's Ben Solo"
"What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to? Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up."
"TIL Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers"
"Good news for insomniacs Only three more sleeps til Christmas!"
"[I time travel to 1998] Guy: This is the first showing of Mulan, how does that dude in the front row already know the words to all the songs"
"Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park."