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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It goes by faster if you're fat."

"If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as ""bro."""

"What do you call a stable poop? Sturdy."

"Based on how poorly this burrito was wrapped, I assume it was made by the one person at Taco Bell that has never rolled a blunt."

"I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared Then it dawned on me...."

"What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason."

"A Las Vegas joke Criss Angel"

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I will tell you later. SOURCE: Heard it on the subway"

"Jogging has never helped my memory."

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