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Joke of the Day

"What's wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes."

"I got 99 tabs open but my work ain't one."

"My pregnant dog licked the floor after I cleaned it with ammonia... my vet said she was a basic bitch."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year!"

"My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato."

"I'm watching my 4 year old son give my 1 year old a hammer. He is so irresponsible."

"I was tickling my younger brothers feet last night, then my mother had a right go at me. Something about waiting till he's born first."

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

"Height of Misunderstanding Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is Punishing him..."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised ? Cause Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 10% off."