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Joke of the Day
"How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have? 3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier."
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"Two Lumberjacks were killed during a recent hurricane. The next day's headline read: ""Nature Shows Idiomatic Side; Kills Two Beards with One Storm""."
"How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs... you step in a poodle"
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
"remember swine flu??? retweet if you're a true 2009 kid"
"If 4/20 is national weed day whats 4/21? National surprise drug test day! Happy 4/20 everyone! :)"
"Thanks, but it's spelled ""sexiest"", not ""sexist"". Stupid woman."
"If these grapes were drugs I'd be overdosing like a child star of the 80s."
"Somewhere out there is a guy named Joe whose greatest achievement is that he was a really sloppy eater."
"My kid's insults to each other: ""you have fat lips like Momma."" ""well, you have a big butt like Momma. Thanks, kids."