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Joke of the Day
"Two guys walked into a bar... They didn't see it."
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"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"
"[1hr before date] Me: (to waiter) So when I order the extra spicy chicken you say 'brave choice sir' and then bring the Lemon Herb chicken"
"The gal in front of me on this flight didn't enjoy me stroking her forehead after she reclined into my lap. Thought we were having a moment."
"So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever."
"When it comes to penis size I'm happy to report that I'm actually a little above average. Thank god for Asians."
"That's it! q o poq nq I sl s s"
"You know why someone who's good at something is ""The Shit""? Because those who can't teach and those who do do."
"If you want to rob a white person, just say: ""Stop, collaborate, and listen,"" then steal their stuff while they rap the rest of the song."
"Why did the man clean up after getting a sex change? He felt disorganized."