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Joke of the Day
"Two people go to a Nickelback concert."
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"Trying to think of something fun to do with the kids so I can Instagram it & look like a great dad."
"Don't believe in climate change, rap fans? Tell that to Vanilla Slush, Water Cube, and LL Warm J."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."
"What did the Mexican family get for Christmas? Deported"
"When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat."
"You hear Steve Sarkisian actually wanted to be a lawyer? He couldn't pass the bar"
"You ever hear the joke about the 3 holes in the back yard? Well well well...."
"Just asking for a friend, if one of your testicles drooped more than the other would you see a doctor?"
"I can see six years into the future. I must have 2020 vision."