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Joke of the Day

"If you ever see me in a restaurant, please approach my table and do your Drunk Uncle impression. Especially if I'm with family or a girl."

"Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720? Cos 720 is 1"

"What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home? Cantaloupe"

"My wife caught me measuring my dick. Embarrassing! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."

"Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?"

"why does a fly hang upside down ? to take the weight of its feet."

"I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream."

"Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog? To get a long little doggy."

"I remember 2016... Just like it was yesterday."