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Joke of the Day
"What sex position makes ugly babies? Ask your parents"
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"What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about? Dramameme."
"Why is a miscarriage like a shitty pizza? They're both cold upon delivery."
"[kicks in your door to apologize to you]"
"Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto."
"What's the difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser? Depth perception."
"Girl, are you E=mc 2? Because I do not have the energy to figure out what is the matter with you."
"[funeral] *walks up to give eulogy* *pulls notes out of pocket* ""Frank was a weirdo that bit his toenails."" *folds notes* *sits back down*"
"What do you call Minecraft in Germany? NEIN-CRAFT!"
"One time my dad got mad at hulk hogan and yelled ""YOURE WASTING SHIRTS"" at the TV"