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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about? Dramameme."
Next Joke
"Welcome to drugs club, Todd. I can't believe someone actually answered the ad. You're under arrest."
"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*."
"Automatic doors don't work when running full speed. I know that now."
"There's a black man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now."
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path."
"Girls don't poop. They go to the bathroom to talk shit."
"I bet our Founding Fathers never envisioned a Justin Bieber video getting heavy airplay on BET."
"He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words."
"I wish I were Mary from the Bible She gives birth to a child and her parents still believe she's a virgin"