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Joke of the Day

"""I'm proud to be a black man"" ""I'm proud to be a black man!"" said the black man. ""I'm proud to be an Asian man!"" said the Asian man. ""I'm proud to be a white man!"" said the racist."

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.. And says ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Well, neither have they! Seriously though, donate if you can. https://donate.feedthechildren.org"

"Why do Nigerian babies cry? Midlife crisis"

"What did the saucer say to the teacup? You have a hot bottom."

"I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help."

"Jealously is something you're good at when you suck at everything else."

"I don't get what's so great about hand jobs. She's always ends up falling asleep by the time I get her whole hand in my mouth."

"What's Rickon Starks favourite band? One Direction"

"What do they call spiders in the Middle East? Iraqnids"