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Joke of the Day
"How do you drown a hipster? IN THE MAINSTREAM! Hahahaahhaahhaahha"
Next Joke
"White lies are fine. Don't tell a black lie though. Black lies matter."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat? A permanent ban from the petting zoo"
"Did you know that AC/DC made the longest song ever? It lasted 12 albums"
"At first I didnt really like my new hairstyle... ...but then I realised that it kinda grew on me."
"What did Sheldon say to Penny? BaZINCa!!"
"A Maid Knocks On Her Master's Door Her master is busy talking on the phone She asks, ""Sir would you like some juice?"" He Replies ""Give Me A Minute Maid"""
"News: Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day.' He needs a calmer chameleon."
"Why was the little strawberry sad? He found out his parents were in a jam"
"Sometimes cops don't believe it when I explain that my mom's dying wish was to keep her cremated ashes inside a bag of blow in my glove box."