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Joke of the Day
"whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop an onion"
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"If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
"A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. So would mine, probably, if I was having sex with something made out of bacon."
"I lose a lot of arguments just so I can go back to my nap."
"Just imagine Great Britain without tea... Grea Briain"
"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""your"" and ""you're"" There so stupid"
"If you missed any of the most recent presidential debate, you can catch one side of it on any given Facebook friend's page."
"Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? ...To get to the other tide! Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha!"
"Woman always call me ugly until I tell them how much money I earn Then they call me both ugly and poor"
"What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them? Woops, tee hee."