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Joke of the Day
"Just imagine Great Britain without tea... Grea Briain"
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"Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive? A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5"" Inches."
"It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green."
"A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... but I dumped her because she kept seeing people on the side."
"*E=mcHammer *when E is a constant variable that can't be touched"
"What's one thing a girl can tell a guy that can make him happy and sad at the same time? Out of all of your friends you have the biggest dick."
"How much skin does it take to cover a vagina? /sticks out tongue"
"CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name ""WIFE"". Never save it as ""Wife 1"" & ""Wife 2""."
"I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part."