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Joke of the Day

"If you missed any of the most recent presidential debate, you can catch one side of it on any given Facebook friend's page."

"I received an email from Google It said, ""At Google Earth we can read maps backwards "" I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"Doctors, soldiers, firefighters. These are all respected positions. But the position I respect most as a parent Is a driver's Ed instructor"

"Damn girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize."

"A blind guy walks into a bar ... then a stool, then a chair..."

"Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"

"I'm 14 shows into the 1st season of 'Lost' & there are SO many mysteries. I sure hope someone finds out where Sawyer plugs in his flat iron"

"What do we want? A 2016 calendar! When do we want it? Late 2015!"

"In any kind of relationship...you learn more about someone at the end of that relationship than at the beginning......"

"I think my organ donor girlfriend wants to break up with me. She just doesn't have the guts to do it."