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Joke of the Day

"Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style? So they can both peek out the blinds."

"I wasn't entirely comfortable slaughtering that goat under the light of a full moon but grandma's gravy recipe was very specific."

"woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical."

"My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, apart from the fact that no one made any sandwiches."

"I'd never lie just to get a girl to sleep with me, is one of my favorite lies to tell girls that I am trying to sleep with."

"What happens when a guy addicted to banging fat chicks doesn't get laid. Width-drawals."

"Lebron James quits basketball to become an actor And he's taking his talents to Hollywood"

"Why does Beyonce sing, ""To the left, to the left!""? Because black women have no rights."

"What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim? Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!"