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Joke of the Day
"Lebron James quits basketball to become an actor And he's taking his talents to Hollywood"
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"Ms Piggy... http://imgur.com/BtVKY"
"How do you know if a chef is also a mathematician.. ...the proof is in the pudding..."
"What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty."
"(Age 22) *chugs bottle of water* Let's shoot some more hoops! (Age 42) *chugs bottle of water* I gotta pee."
"Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit! Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit. Handsome even. Never will I met a guy like him again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And his name was the first letter of each sentence"
"Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III? Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was."
"Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar. Drake ducks."
"Actions speak louder than words, unless those words are spoken by a drunken woman"
"I was considering feeding Mr. Whiskers spicy food... ....But then I remembered that curry-osity killed the cat."