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Joke of the Day
"woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical."
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"Confucius say, ""Man who can put bait on hook well... ...is a master baiter."""
"It's crazy how tornadoes know which states don't matter to us."
"I found out how to make my penis 2 inches bigger Just spend a year in space"
"One pirate says to the other, ""Ey, you want some grog?"" And the other says, ""I made tea!"""
"Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President."
"What did A say to B about : and D? They seem happy when they are together - :D"
"Mommy mommy, in school they all call me liar! Aww my Timmy, you're not in school yet."
"[during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps"
"Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle Me: *thinks about all the drugs in the car* no Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo"