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Joke of the Day

"I just saw an article titled ""Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?"" DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!"

"How do you know Bono is selfish? He does a lot of Pro-Bono work."

"A man walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender shot him before he even made it back to the door."

"Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching."

"My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon ! Thanks Panama Papers !"

"Penn State We all know that older woman who go after younger guys are called cougars. Well older men who go after young boys are called Nittany Lions."

"If i had a dollar for everytime someone called me a racist black people would probably come rob me."

"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip"

"The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location."

"Q: Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas? A: Billy the Squid."