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Joke of the Day
"So a child molester and a priest walk into a bar.. And he's the only one there."
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"My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work."
"What color was the Dallas shooters eyes? Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way."
"What's tall, white and has ears? A mountain."
"""Based on a True Story"" on a movie poster basically just means ""has people in it."""
"If they sold Star Trek themed condoms they wouldn't need to put any condoms in the wrappers."
"Why do white girls only travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even!"
"Vegetarians maliciously starve animals by competing with them for the same food."
"I went to church today just to thank God I'm not Miley Cyrus."
"Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes? In the L Ron cupboard."