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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oooh and ahh? 3 inches"

"Why are there not more black golfers? Because the bus route doesn't go to the country club."

"Rationally, I now understand that my parents were always Santa, but I still don't get how they made it to all those houses in one night."

"What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops."

"Why are LED's a good investment? Because they always diode."

"My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed."

"The meat served in IKEA's restaurant is made of people who couldn't find the way out."

"There aren't atheists in a falling plane ..."

"China's economy is doing perfectly fine. I hear it's booming."

"My friend told me I don't know what irony is Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop."