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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between oooh and ahh? 3 inches"
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"Some people say I'm a dreamer But my therapist calls them night terrors"
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"How do you divide old Rome? Using a pair of Caesars."
"Fe Fi Fo Fum Rhyme scheme tweets are kinda dumb"
"On June 28, 2009 Stephen Hawking threw a party for time-travelers. He announced the party the day after it happened and he said no one came."
"I was really into the idea of Salsa dancing, until I learned there are no chips. Or salsa."
"What do you call someone who has sex for spaghetti? A pastatute."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass"