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Joke of the Day
"wy does santa have so many kids? he has all the ho ho ho's"
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"My wife and I are working on our marriage. She's more attentive to my needs and I've mostly stopped telling other women I'm a single father."
"My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California! I don't think he saw her though..."
"What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast? Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww"
"Percentage of Childhood Obesity by U.S. State in 2011 x-post from /r/dataisbeautiful"
"guess who's still together after all these years and all the shit between them! Your butt cheeks."
"Why isn't there a Jared's for boys? Oh wait, there is."
"I could be Robin Hood if I had a bow and arrows and something to steal and give away and an old English accent and a gang of merry men."
"My favorite thing at the Chinese buffet is the chicken balls But man, those must have been awfully big chickens!"
"I told my therapist that I was hearing voices. He told me I didn't have a therapist."