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Joke of the Day

"I was just at a cell phone convention and stopped at the Virgin Mobile booth. It was just a bunch of nuns in wheelchairs."

"2016: The year Brock Turner got sentenced to 3 months but America got 4 years."

"A Rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Confused, the bartender asks, ""Where did you get that??"" The parrot replied, ""Oh him? New York."""

"What do you call a Hindu lizard? A karma chameleon"

"What is Chris Brown's new girlfriends' name? Beats Me"

"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."

"What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium? WATER YOU DOING"

"I sure do feel a shitload more attractive at Walmart than I do at the gym."

"Sometimes I look down at my cleavage and I'm like, ""wow!"" ""That's where the rest of that cookie went!"""

"What did the engineer say to the flood? Dam!"