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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Hindu lizard? A karma chameleon"
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"Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof? Someone told her drinks were on the house."
"So my 10yr old & her friends were talkin about 'seizures' in class & this random kid yells out 'I LOVE their breadsticks!' Can I adopt him?"
"What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's."
"What's black and white and green all over? A black environmentalist."
"if ur in a horror movie scenario, a fun way to throw off the ghosts is to put a bed sheet over ur head and say ""i too am a spooky ghost"""
"BOY: ""Hi"" GIRL: ""I have a boyfriend"" BOY: ""I said Hi' not suck my d!ck"""
"Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol? Darth Jaeger"
"My uncle Paul does great bird impressions, He eats worms."
"Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status? She's only happy when ""It's Complicated."""