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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower? Give her a shovel."
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"Love it how music can take you to another place . For example, One direction is playing in this restaurant so i'm going to a different one."
"What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!"
"Why dont my dick work? Ive been punching it for a good half hour now, and it still wont get a job."
"If 4 people have sex is called a four-some 3 people have sex is a three-some and 2 people have sex is a two-some Now you know why they call me handsome"
"Roses are red... Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van."
"What do you call old, expired Neosporin? Paleosporin"
"I bet the creator of the artificial heart is pretty pissed that we still use ""sliced bread"" as our basis for great inventions."
"I watched craps at the casino for over an hour tonight until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom."
"Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust? He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*"