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Joke of the Day

"My friend and I were hiking... Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there!""**"

"Why did the fork go to the party? It wanted to have a good tine."

"Weighing elephants is .. A large scale problem."

"For girls who said all guys are assholes Who told you do try them all?"

"I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on."

"What do you call a White Woman that has had over 4 Abortions? Income Equality activist"

"Sex is like bowling It can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people."

"Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea."

"The awkward moment when people think you're drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally."

"Girl you got more red flags than a well played game of minesweeper"