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Joke of the Day
"For father's day my grandpa got a SUV Socks, Underwear, and Viagra"
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"My surgeon says I'm the easiest patient to work on. Because I'm gutless, spineless, and my brain and colon are interchangeable."
"My 6yo has been rolling around on the floor for 30 mins whining for me to get her some juice cause SHE doesn't want to Go ahead. Have kids"
"History is his-story, rambled the tumblrina... where are the records of the deeds of women? that is a miss-story"
"What do you call two people having sex in the bushes? Thornication"
"How does Moses get his coffee? He buys it from Starbucks..."
"Apple is working on an electronic seeing device for the Navy It's going to be called the I-Eye Captain"
"What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's? A stutterer."
"Pizza joke? Forget it, it's too cheesy"
"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."