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Joke of the Day
"""Mmmmm hmmmm! I herd that!"" - a sassy shepherd"
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"Still good at casually flexing my bicep the second before a girl touches it."
"Well, well, well. Looks like I may have a lawsuit on my hands: a gynecologist refused to treat me, and I'm pretty sure it's because I'm gay."
"How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means."
"Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK."
"[Interrogation room] Good cop: ""Confess and we will go easy on you"" Sweet tooth cop: ""You bes- *hears music* -ICE CREAM MAN!"" *runs outside*"
"What do the police hate most? Blackmale"
"You need an Arc? I Noah guy."
"Proves a point Bruce Jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver."
"Walk of shame?? More like, walk of don't judge ME because YOU didn't get laid last night."