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Joke of the Day
"Proves a point Bruce Jenner never had a car accident until he became a woman driver."
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"How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the ladder."
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"Did you dream of me, baby? -Are you a swimming pool full of Lucky Charms & milk? No, silly. -Then no."
"How do you know you've been burgled by asians? You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway."
"What is a dark comedy? A black guy with small ^dick."
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"I just got a great deal on a Ray Rice jersey The price couldn't be beat"
"Ask your Doctor if Adderall can help you vigorously scrub your floors and alphabetize your clothing instead of studying."