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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Central Florida? The DMZ. Disney Militarized Zone."

"I think Facebook is ruining my life. I'm going to log off and I'm not coming back...for at LEAST an hour!"

"Tuesday walks into a bar sits down, hangs his head, and says why me."

"Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy."

"(On phone) Him: I just ran a marathon in under four? Me: (eating) months or years?"

"The weatherman is telling us to expect 8 to 9 inches, but he's probably lying."

"I'm single because I'm pretty good at recognizing crazy."

"how many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh TEN TICKLES AHAHAHHAHAHAHA this is my favorite joke"

"There was once a man named Devin Who thought his home was heaven He was having some fun But his hands felt numb Bush did 9/11"

"Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events."