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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a slow hurricane? A: A slowicane."

"If your girlfriend sees where you are coming from chances are she is going to get some on her face."

"It's not premarital sex If you never get married"

"what's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends"

"I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!"

"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard Pillow Fight"

"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."

"If I had more than one kid, I'd call the second kid ... ... etcetera. - Marilyn Manson in his 2013 interview with Larry King."

"I accepted the Microsoft terms and conditions without reading them, and apparently I'm now responsible for hemming all of Bill Gates' pants."

"Why did the duck leave the dancefloor? He didn't want to get down on it."