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Joke of the Day
"The doctor's had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf. He wouldn't hear it."
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"Having swords for arms was a terrible first wish but it was a genie and I blurt weird things out when I panic."
"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"
"What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction? Clint Southwood"
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador."
"What do you say when you fart on an elevator? Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
"*Showing me a picture of your baby* Me: Is that a dog toy in the background? What kind of dog do you have? What's your dog's name?"
"Borderline Crazy!!! A passenger plane crashes on the border of Tanzania and Kenya. Where are the survivors buried?"
"I went out clubbing in the village last night. People looked concerned when i came back covered in blood. I was more concerned about my club."
"I HAVE BEEN TO FOUR DIFFERENT FABRIC STORES LOOKING FOR THIS 'WIFEY MATERIAL'! WHERE COULD THIS TYPE OF MATERIAL BE!?"