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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst part about screwing a 7 year old kid? Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume."

"If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it."

"What do you call a fight between a mexican and a pedophile? Alien VS Predator"

"Me: oil change plz Toyota: it'll be $39 Me: cool heres my $2 off coupon 4 hrs later T: ur steering wheel fell off total is $2900 sign here"

"What's the atheist's view on God? Nahweh."

"What is the greatest part about women's hockey? Their pads last for three periods"

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"I could talk about the atomic structure all day... But I'd rather not Bohr you about it."

"A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it."

"Wanna go out with me? Make an awkward face for yes. Name the entire periodic table for no."