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Joke of the Day

"A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it."

"I hate jokes about domestic violence They're too close to home"

"Does anybody know any jokes about salt? Na"

"What's the square root of 69? It's 8 something right?"

"Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing? because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"God gives everyone a hot cousin to test us."

"Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once."

"How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management? They hold a runoff election."

"Morning! I was walking through a graveyard yesterday morning, and saw a guy crouched down behind a grave stone. ""Morning!"" I shouted. ""Nah, just taking a shit!"" He responded."

"What do you call a broken angle? A rektangle"