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Joke of the Day
"How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!"
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"Why will the ghost never succeed in life? He's too eeriesponsible!!!!"
"Between Trump and Clinton, who is more likely to start a nuclear war if elected president? America, with the missiles aimed at ourselves."
"My wife was on eBay this afternoon... No bids yet"
"Shriek your Twitter name between songs at concerts and hope that it makes the live album."
"I just read a book on Stockholm Syndrome. The first couple of chapters were terrible, but by the end I loved it!"
"What happened when the carrot died? There was a huge turnip at the funeral."
"I could never fist a girl My hand would always be reaching for a Pringle."
"Sex is like dark humor Not everyone gets it."
"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he kneeded a poo"