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Joke of the Day
"Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
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"Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number? Everytime I call, a machine answers."
"What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars? Wat-heirlooms."
"I'm commonly known to my friends as ""that nutty guy"" Haha, just kidding. Squirrels can't talk."
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"Fucking kids these days is not an appropriate answer to ""what have you been up too"""
"After the man was named bishop by the church, what was his next move? Diagonal"
"Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together."
"Hey guys What do you think of my jokes! My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess in France. I said ok but im not crashing the car. 11<<"
"Shark Who Attacked Surfer: ""I Was Just Trying To Impress My Girlfriend"""