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Joke of the Day
"I have a fear of speed bumps... ...I'm slowly getting over it."
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"What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks? The stove."
"Did you guys hear about the talking polar bear? He's very arcticulate! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him ""Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?"" ""Eh, eh, my lil' son..."", said the old man licking his eyebrow"
"I slapped a statues arse... I think I hit rock bottom"
"What do you call the happy fellow that brings death to the people? The grin reaper"
"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."
"Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out after the break."
"how many months have 28 days in them . All of them."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor"