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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back seat of the oven."
Next Joke
"What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet? e-reptile dysfunction"
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
"What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!"
"What's the summer weather like for a London criminal? Hot, wet, and muggy."
"I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep."
"""Hurt me!"" said the masochist. The sadist replied, ""No."""
"I don't love being single but I do love being happy."
"First date - I'll have an ice water and a lettuce wedge Tenth date - I'll have a large pizza, extra cheese. What do you want, honey?"
"Why is it hard dating an astronaut? Because they have space issues."