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Joke of the Day

"What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!"

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"Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream."
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"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."
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"I was laying in bed with a hangover It's awful when your cock's so big it won't stay in the bed. -lee Mack"
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