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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mexican with two dads? No mames!"

"What's Macho Man Randy Savage's favourite capital city? Skopje!!"

"Why don't Episcopalians play chess? They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen"

"NERD JOKE: What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house? Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference."

"I set up a camera to record my wife for our sex tape I didn't realize it was motion activated so it didn't record a thing."

"What do you NEVER call a black man? a friend"

"Jared Fogle will feel a sense of familiarity in jail. Even inside jail, he'll be enjoying fresh meat."

"Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?"

"Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!"

"Sex is like chess You gotta know in which position to put the queen"